For Your Amusement

Have you tried...

watching Comrade Thumb try to get a drink of water, but NOT helping him?
applauding anyone?
to TAKE THE DARK GLASSES from Harry?
walking the tightrope without the pole? After the net has been removed?
to PHONE HOME?
to TAKE THE STRAW (in Menagerie Nook)? And answering YES?
to TURN ON THE MIDGET CAR?
to FEED THE CHEESE TO THE MOUSE?
to EAT THE CHEESE?
to LOOK IN THE MIRROR in Clown Alley?
to ASK HARRY ABOUT CHELSEA? And solving that word game?
to LISTEN TO THE TAPE, when the tape is playing Jimi Hendrix?
to indicate both genders on your ticket?
to GIVE THE TRAP (when set) TO MAHLER? or TO HARRY? or TO THE ELEPHANT?
to KISS HARRY, when playing as a female?
to READ MY PALM?
to GIVE THE RADIO (turned on) TO THE APE?
to GET TINA'S HAND when she's not offering it to you?
to wear the gorilla suit into Mahler's cage?
to ATTACK HARRY, the guard?
to EAT THE BANANA (twice), instead of giving it to the monkey?
to DIAGNOSE after hearing that Chelsea's been kidnapped? and under hypnotism?
to KICK THE DETECTIVE, when he's collapsed in the Midway Entrance?
to TAKE A MEMO (in the Office)?
to GET IN THE LOWER BUNK, and then GET IN THE UPPER BUNK in Clown Alley?
to WAIT while In The Wings?
to PLAY POKER in the Blue Room?
to ASK BILLY ABOUT THE FLASK in the Midway?
to EXAMINE THE DETECTIVE THEN LOOK AT THE MONKEY in the Midway?
to WEAR THE HEADPHONES?
to EXAMINE THE ROUSTABOUT before and after clapping?
to POLE-VAULT OVER THE FENCE?
to GET OUT OF LINE when in line at the Connection?