For Your Amusement

• play _Leather Goddesses of Phobos_ as a man if you're a woman, or vice versa?
• buy a beer in the bar before relieving yourself?
• enter the men's room after entering the ladies' room first (or vice versa)?
• flush the toilet?
• eat the pizza? And then typed VOMIT?
• urinate in something other than a toilet?
• not go to the bathroom?
• knock on the door of Trent's/Tiffany's cell before opening the door?
• lead Trent/Tiffany into your cell? (Try in all three naughtiness levels.)
• call Trent "Tiffany" (while playing as a man), or vice versa?
• walk west in the Observation Room?
• jump off the prison Roof on Phobos?
• touch, examine, or put something on one of the black circles?
• push Trent/Tiffany into the tree hole (Fork, Of Sorts)?
• jump into the tree hole while being chased by the flytrap?
• get into the tree hole after trapping the flytrap there?
• ask Trent/Tiffany about the odd machine?
• T-remove the tray and then examine it?
• use the odd machine on the rabbit?
• use the odd machine on the raft then put the raft in the canal?
• run the cotton balls through the odd machine then examine them?
• DIAGNOSE and examine yourself as a gorilla?
• examine your body on the slab while you're a gorilla?
• examine Trent's/Tiffany's body on the slab while you're a gorilla?
• leave the Laboratory while you're a gorilla?
• whip someone with the rubber hose (not in TAME mode)?
• give anything to King Mitre?
• shake King Mitre's hand?
• examine (the unangled) Princess Theta?
• marry Princess Theta (in both her angled and unangled forms)?
• put the unangling cream on the pile of angles? On King Mitre?
• touch the frog?
• ask Trent/Tiffany to kiss the frog?
• click the mouse?
• sink the royal barge?
• examine, awaken, or kiss the dead alien messenger?
• put the lip balm on the dead alien messenger?
• give the flexible black circle back to the proprietor?
• show the dead alien's coded message to the Sultan/Sultaness?
• ask the harem guard for a different number than the "correct" number? Several times?
• ask the harem guard for the same number twice in a row?
• wait instead of answering "yes" when the Sultan/Sultaness asks if you're ready for the riddle?
• wait instead of answering the riddle right away?
• SAVE your position in the Audience Chamber before answering the riddle?
• return from the Inner Harem to the Harem holding the secret map after the Sultan's wife/Sultaness' husband warns you that if you leave that way "the harem guards will
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• thank the Sultan's wife/Sultaness' husband after getting the torch and secret map?
• measure the Sultan's wife?
• measure the Sultaness' husband (in all three naughtiness levels)?
• make love to the Sultan'swife/Sultaness' husband a second time (not in TAME mode)?
• speak to the Sultan's wife or Sultaness' husband by his or her wrong number? (e.g., SULTAN'S WIFE #123, HELLO, instead of SULTAN'S WIFE #789, HELLO)
• move around in the Catacombs without a light?
• read the Cleveland phone book?
• deflate the raft? While it's in the water? While it's in the water and you're in it?
• put the raft in the Oasis?
• take or open the buoy (if you've solved _Zork I_(R))?
• have sex with anyone while radiated from the ion beam?
• talk to the robot baby?
• kiss or rock the robot baby while it's crying?
• suckle the robot baby (playing as both a male and a female)?
• toss the robot baby into the canal?
• count the leaves? (That's also how many were in the pile of leaves in _Zork I_.)
• tie the strips of cloth (from the partially-made rope) to anything?
• screw the stallion?
• go into space from the battleship without putting on the white suit?
• tell Elysia/Elysium to shut up while he/she is screaming?
• read the photo that Elysia/Elysium gives you?
• ask various characters about the Leather Goddesses? (such as Trent/Tiffany, the salesman, the mad scientist, Thorbast/Thorbala, Elysia/Elysium, King Mitre, Princess Theta, the Sultan/Sultaness, the Sultan's wife/Sultaness' husband, the Exit Shop proprietor
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• get fresh with the Leather Goddess in the Boudoir in TAME mode?
• kiss the Leather Goddess, not in TAME mode, while Trent/Tiffany is also in the Boudoir?
• get to the end of the Plaza scene without Trent/Tiffany present?
• get to the end of the Plaza scene without giving all of the eight parts to Trent/Tiffany?
• use "four letter words" in your inputs while in TAME mode?
• smell the barge or the flowers in the Garden?
• put the blanket, sheet, or sack on your head (if you've played _The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_(tm))?
• open your mouth?
• give an age less than 5 while trying to enter LEWD mode?
• LOOK with your eyes closed? With your hands over your eyes?
• look through something that isn't transparent?
• look inside your overalls, loincloth, or bikini?
• typed control-B followed by a carriage return? (IBM version only!)