For Your Amusement

Have you ever:

• read the diagram on the workbench?
• told Tip to leave the sub and then closed the hatch?
• picked up something with an extensor claw?
• crashed the Scimitar into the Aquadome?
• taken the electrolyte relay but not screwed it in?
• said HELLO to anyone on the sonarphone?
• asked anyone besides Doc Horvak to fix the gash in your arm?
• tried to shoot the Sea Cat with a tranquilizer dart?
• tried to arrest an object instead of a person?
• tried to clean or wipe anything?
• tried to find someone who's in the same place as you?
• tried to climb the sea wall?
• tried to enter something that you're holding?
• asked anyone about yourself?
• asked anyone to find you?
• kicked anyone?
• rubbed anyone?
• tried to look inside or under anyone?
• looked up?
• kissed anyone or anything?
• slapped anyone or anything, including yourself or a handcuffed person?
• thrown something at a person and then at an object?
• tried to break a window in the Aquadome?
• tried to turn off a person?
• tried to wake up anyone?
• tried to shoot yourself?
• followed an inanimate object?
• played something?
• typed HELLO SAILOR?
• typed RESTART or RESTORE at the very beginning instead of your name?
• cursed at the program?