Have You Tried....

to stand in the perambulator?
to give the credit card or small coin to the oarsman or the bird woman?
to hit the small boy or the giant boy?
to put things in the Klein bottle, then going to the top of the pergola?
to read the book in the cottage several times?
to look inside the hole in the tunnel wall?
to eat the skink?
to pet the roadrunner?
to ask the roadrunner to look under the brown paper?
to look at the boy in the photo in the wallet in the jeep?
to sit on the missile at Long Water?
to eat a toadstool?
to unscrew the underground bomb?
to refer to:
- The river as Styx?
- The fin as Jaws?
- The dolphin as Flipper?
- The rodents as lemmings before you recognize the species?
- The Japanese city as Nagasaki (or Hiroshima) while falling?
- The oarsman as Charon?
- The thin man as Oppenheimer?
to die by:
- Kissing the wight?
- Jumping in the chasm with an open umbrella or inside a bubble?
- Chopping at a bomb with the axe?
- Jumping off the cliff with the lemmings?
- Going to the Russian buildings in the tundra?
- Reaching into the beehive a third time?